An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.

If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is ‘thank you’, that would suffice.

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you” that would suffice.

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one. My mom says I don’t have to sit at the card table.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.