A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.
About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.
I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.
If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.
Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?
LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because Im too busy writing her first name with my last name.
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..
People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.
Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?
Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.
Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.
Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.
The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.
There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.
Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?
Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.