After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.
Being dead right, won't make you any less dead. and Having the right of way, won't make you any less dead.
Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy. Think about it, complete the circle.
If it looks good, And it taste good, And it feels good, There has got to be something wrong some where, So be careful.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.
Laws are like a spider web, in that it snares the poor and weak while the rich and powerful brake them.
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong.