Naughty Status - A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE

A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE :)

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.

Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

I hate people that starts tweets with “I hate people that.”

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)

In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.