A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?
Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.
Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.
Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..
I hate when ex’s say… “I am here if you need me.” like….? where were you? when we were together & I needed you?
I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?
If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?
It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!
Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.
When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)