All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday!
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Destiny may decide who touches my Life. My heart decides who touches my Soul. But...Tequila decides who touches my body.
I've read the rules. I've tried the rules. The rules are stupid... and I'm making my own from now on.
Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life...especially when the wrong ones are so tempting.
Remember.... light is faster than sound. Case in point... A lot of people look intelligent until they speak.
Santa and Banta are walking on the road. Santa says ?Look, a dead bird.? Banta looks up in the sky, ?WHERE, WHERE??
The best thing about Facebook is writing a quote and putting a random name at the end.... people will still believe it.
Whenever u have a problem... just sing your favourite song. You will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem.
Whenever u have a problem...just sing your favourite song. You will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem.
didn't actually know that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...bet ur singing the alphabet now .