Funny Boyfriend Status - If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go

You, sir, are really attractive. Therefore, I will stare at you.

I love my crazy, goofy, sometimes stupid boyfriend

I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.

I am a kind person. Just don’t push the bitch button.

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.

You own my heart. And my ass.

I still fall for you every day of my life.

In this house, we believe in the Great Pumpkin.

You’re the apple of my pie.

I love him a latte.

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.

My interest includes putting blankets on sleeping animals just in case they’re cold.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute. Wanna make out?

Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.

Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together

There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.

I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.

Based on how I react when toast pops out the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

And you sir, You’re very attractive.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Your the type of boy I’d make a sandwich for.

Yeah, I know he’s cute. but he’s mine. touch him and I’ll kill you.

You text him, he doesn’t text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

I love you with every pizza my heart!

You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.