90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..
A girl's smell on a shirt gives a guy a different high altogether.
Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
Are your parents siblings?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
How would you like to feel the way you look?
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.
Mix with people with a good attitude.
Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?
Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??