A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love ' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P
Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime.
When Someone Walks Out Of Your Life, Let Them. They Are Just Making More Room For Someone Better To Walk In!!!