Pick up Lines - As She Is Leaving Hey Arent You Forgetting Something What Me

(As She Is Leaving) Hey Aren't You Forgetting Something? (What?) Me!

(Ask A Person For The Time) 9:15? So Today Is May 1, 2008, At 9:15 Pm, Thanks I Just Wanted To Be Able To Remember The Exact Moment That I Met The Woman Of My Dreams.

(Hold Out Hand) Would You Hold This For Me While I Go For A Walk?

(Put Your Fingers On The Other's Nipples) Hey, Here's (Name), Comin' At You With The Weather. Can I Be Your Warm Front?

(Walk Up To Someone And Bite Them Anywhere) Sorry, Taking A Bite Out Of Crime. [What?] Well It Has To Be Illegal To Look That Good!

Apart From Being Sexy, What Do You Do For A Living?

Are You A Beaver? Cause Dam!

Are You A Kidnapper? Because You Just Abducted My Heart.

Are You A Magician??? Because Abraca-Dayum!

Are You A Tamale? 'Cause You're Hot.

Are You As Beautiful On The Inside As You Are On The Outside?

Are You Cold? You Look Like You Could Use Some Hot Chocolate... Well, Here I Am!

Are You Going To Kiss Me Or Do I Have To Lie To My Diary?

Are You Willy Wonka's Daughter, 'Cuz You Look Sweet And Delicious.

Are Your Parents Retarded, 'Cause You Sure Are Special.

Babe! You Look So Fine I Could Drink Your Bath Water!

Baby, I'm No Fred Flintstone, But I Can Make Your Bedrock!

Baby, You Are So Fine I Could Put You On A Plate And Sop You Up With A Biscuit.

Baby, You're So Hot, You Make The Equator Look Like The North Pole.

Baby, You're So Sweet, You Put Hershey's Outta Business.

Can I Borrow A Quarter? [What For?] I Want To Call My Mom And Tell Her I Just Met The Man/Woman Of My Dreams.

Can I Borrow Your Cell Phone? I Need To Call Animal Control, Because I Just Saw A Fox!

Can I Buy You A Drink Or Do You Just Want The Money?

Can You Pull This Heart-Shaped Arrow Out Of My Butt? A Damn Little Kid With Wings Shot Me.

Come Live In My Heart, And Pay No Rent.

Damn Girl, You Have More Curves Than A Race Track.

Did It Hurt? (Did What Hurt?) When You Fell Out Of Heaven?

Did The Sun Come Out Or Did You Just Smile At Me?

Did You Clean Your Pants With Windex? I Can Practically See Myself In Them.

Did You Fart, Cause You Blew Me Away.

Did You Have Lucky Charms For Breakfast? Because You Look Magically Delicious!

Did You Sit In A Pile Of Sugar? Cause You Have A Pretty Sweet Ass.

Didn't I See You On The Cover Of Vogue?

Do I Know You? Cause You Look Just Like My Next Girlfriend.

Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?

Do You Bleach Your Teeth? 'Cause Your Smile Lights Up The Entire Room Like A Candle In The Dark. Let's Go Prove It.

Do You Have A Sunburn, Or Are You Always This Hot?

Do You Have Any Raisins? [No] How About A Date?

Do You Have Any Sunscreen? 'Cause You Are Burning Me Up!

Do You Have The Time? [Tells You The Time] No, The Time To Write Down My Number?

Do You Know Karate? Because Your Body Is Really Kickin'.

Do You Know What My Shirt Is Made Of? Boyfriend Material.

Do You Remember Me? [No.] Oh That's Right, We've Only Met In My Dreams.

Do You Want To See A Picture Of A Beautiful Person? (Hold Up A Mirror)

Excuse Me, But Does This Smell Like Chloroform To You?

Excuse Me, But You Dropped Something Back There (What?) This Conversation, Lets Pick It Up Later Tonight.

Excuse Me, I Don't Want You To Think I'm Ridiculous Or Anything, But You Are The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen. I Just Felt Like I Had To Tell You.

Excuse Me, I Just Noticed You Noticing Me And I Just Wanted To Give You Notice That I Noticed You Too.

Excuse Me, I'd Like To Have Kids Someday, And I Wanted To Know How Your Parents Created Such A Beautiful Creature.

Girl, If I Were A Fly, I'd Be All Over You, Because You're The Shit!

Guy:I Think This Must Be The End Of The Rainbow Girl: Why? Guy: Because I Already Found You.

Have You Always Been This Cute, Or Did You Have To Work At It?

Hello Are You Married? [Yes] Well I Didn't Hear You Say Happily.

Hello How Are You? [Fine] Hey, I Didn't Ask You How You Looked!

Hello, I'm A Thief, And I'm Here To Steal Your Heart.

Hello, I'm Doing A Survey Of What People Think Are The Cheesiest Pickup Lines. So, Do You Pick 'do You Come Here Often?', 'What's Your Sign?', Or 'Hello, I'm Doing A Survey Of What People Think Are The Cheesiest Pickup Lines.'?

Hello. Are You Taking Any Applications For A Boy/Girlfriend?

Hello. Cupid Called. He Says To Tell You That He Needs My Heart Back.

Here's The Key To My House, My Car... And My Heart.

Hershey's Makes Millions Of Kisses A Day.. .All I'm Asking For Is One From You.

Hey Baby, You've Got Something On Your Butt - My Eyes!

Hey Baby. You Got A Jersey? [A Jersey?...Why?] Because I Need Your Name And Number.

Hey, Don't I Know You? Yeah, You're The Girl With The Beautiful Smile.

Hey, How Did You Do That? (What?) Look So Good?

Hey, Is It Just Me, Or Are We Destined To Be Married?

Hey... Didn't I See Your Name In The Dictionary Under Shazaam!?

Hey... Somebody Farted. Let's Get Out Of Here.

Hi, I'm Writing A Term Paper On The Finer Things In Life, And I Was Wondering If I Could Interview You?

Hi, My Name Is Chance, Do I Have One?

Hi, My Name Is Doug. That's God Spelled Backwards With A Little Bit Of You Wrapped Up In It.

How Is Your Fever? [What Fever?] Oh... You Just Look Hot To Me.

How Much Does A Polar Bear Weigh? [How Much?] Enough To Break The Ice... Hi, I'm (Insert Name Here).

How Was Heaven When You Left It?

I Can't Believe I've Been Hear The Entire Evening With All These Beautiful People And The Moment I Find 'the One', All I Have Time To Say Is Good Bye.

I Could Use Some Spare Change And You're A Dime.

I Didn't Know That Angels Could Fly So Low!

I Didn't See Any Stars In The Sky Tonight, The Most Heavenly Body Was Standing Right Next To Me.

I Don't Have A Library Card, But Do You Mind If I Check You Out?

I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You Already.

I Have An Owie On My Lip. Will You Kiss It And Make It Better?

I Have Had A Really Bad Day And It Always Makes Me Feel Better To See A Pretty Girl Smile. So, Would You Smile For Me?

I Hope You Know Cpr, Cuz You Take My Breath Away!

I Just Got Dumped, And I Think That You Could Make Me Feel Better.

I Just Had To Come Talk With You. Sweetness Is My Weakness.

I Know Milk Does A Body Good, But Baby, How Much Have You Been Drinking?

I Lost My Phone Number, Can I Borrow Yours.

I May Not Be A Genie, But I Can Make All Your Wishes Come True!

I May Not Be A Genie, But I Can Make Your Dreams Come True.

I Must Be Dancing With The Devil, Because You're Hot As Hell.

I Never Need To See The Sun Again Because Your Eyes Light Up My World.

I Play The Field, And It Looks Like I Just Hit A Home Run With You.

I Seem To Have Lost My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours?

I Sneezed Because God Blessed Me With You.

I Think I Can Die Happy Now, Cause I've Just Seen A Piece Of Heaven.

I Think You Are Pretty (Pause) Can I Buy You A Drink?

I Want To Be Your Tear Drop, So I Could Be Born In Your Eyes, Live On Your Cheeks, And Die On Your Lips.

I Wish I Was Cross-Eyed, So I Could See You Twice.

I'm Learning To Be An Artist And I'\d Like To Paint You.

I'm Mr. Right, Someone Said You Were Looking For Me?

I'm New In Town. Could You Give Me Directions To Your Apartment?

I'm No Mathematician, But I'm Pretty Good With Numbers. Tell You What, Give Me Yours And Watch What I Can Do With It.

I'm Not Actually This Tall. I'm Sitting On My Wallet.

I'm Not Trying To Impress You Or Anything, But... I'm Batman!

I'm Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? [No] Well Then, Please Start.

I'm Sure Your Feet Are Tired. Coz You've Been Running Through My Mind All Evening Long!

If God Made Anything More Beautiful Than You, I'm Sure He'd Keep It For Himself.

If I Could Reach Out And Hold A Star For Everytime You've Made Me Smile, I'd Hold The Sky In The Palm Of My Hand.

If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I Would Put 'U' And 'I' Together.

If I Had A Rose For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Would Be Walking Through My Garden Forever.

If I Had To Choose Between Breathing Or Loving You, I Would Say I Love You With My Last Breath!

If I Had To Choose Between One Night With You Or Winning The Lottery...I Would Chose Winning The Lottery...But It Would Be Close...Real Close...

If I Told You That You Had A Great Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?

If I Were A Stop Light, I'\d Turn Red Every Time You Passed By, Just So I Could Stare At You A Bit Longer.

If I Were A Transplant Surgeon, I'd Give You My Heart.

If It Weren't For That Damned Sun, You'd Be The Hottest Thing Ever Created.

If Nothing Lasts Forever, Will You Be My Nothing?

If Stars Would Fall Everytime I Would Think Of You, The Sky Would Soon Be Empty.

If We Shared A Garden, I'd Put My Tulips And Your Tulips Together. (Tulips = Two Lips)

If You Could Put A Price Tag On Beauty You'd Be Worth More Than Fort Knox.

If You Stood In Front Of A Mirror And Help Up 11 Roses, You Would See 12 Of The Most Beautiful Things In The World.

If You Were A Burger At Mcdonalds, You'd Be Mcgorgeous.

If You Were A Steak You Would Be Well Done.

If You Were A Tear In My Eye I Would Not Cry For Fear Of Losing You.

If You Were A Transformer, You'd Be A Hot-Obot, And Your Name Would Be Optimus Fine.

If You Were Ground Coffee, You'd Be Espresso Cause You're So Fine.

Inheriting Eighty Million Bucks Doesn't Mean Much When You Have A Weak Heart.

Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?

Is There A Rainbow Today? I Just Found The Treasure I've Been Searching For!

Is Your Body From Mcdonald's? Cause I'm Lovin' It!

Is Your Dad A Terrorist? Because You Are The Bomb.

Is Your Father Lil Caeser? Cause You Look Hot 'N Ready.

Is Your Last Name Gillette? Because You Are The Best A Man Can Get.

Is Your Last Name Whitman, Because I Want To Sample You.

Is Your Name Katrina? [No, Why?] 'Cuz Baby, You Rock Me Like A Hurricane!

Is Your Name Summer? 'Cause You Are As Hot As Hell.

Is Your Name Swiffer? 'Cause You Just Swept Me Off My Feet.

It's Dark In Here. Wait! It's Because All Of The Light Is Shining On You.

Kiss Me If I'm Wrong, But Dinosaurs Still Exist, Right?

Let Me Tie Your Shoes, Cause I Dont Want You Falling For Anyone Else.

Let's Make Like A Fabric Softener And 'snuggle

Life Without You Would Be Like A Broken Pencil... Pointless.

Most Guys Need 3 Meals A Day To Keep Going... I Just Need Eye Contact From You.

My Lenses Turn Dark In The Sunshine Of Your Love.

My Name Isn't Elmo, But You Can Tickle Me Any Time You Want To.

Nice To Meet You, I'm (Your Name) And You Are...Gorgeous!

No Wonder The Sky Is Grey Today, All The Blue Is In Your Eyes.

On A Scale Of 1 To 10, You're A 9. I'm The 1 You Need.

On The Phone

Ouch! My Tooth Hurts! [Why?] Because You Are Soooo Sweet!

Pinch Me. [Why?] You're So Fine I Must Be Dreaming.

Point At Her Ass] Pardon Me, Is This Seat Taken?

Rejection Can Lead To Emotional Stress For Both Parties Involved And Emotional Stress Can Lead To Physical Complications Such As Headaches, Ulcers, Cancerous Tumors, And Even Death! So For My Health And Yours, Just Say Yes!

See These Keys? I Wish I Had The One To Your Heart.

Should I Smile Because We Are Friends, Or Cry Because I Know That Is What We Will Ever Be?

So There You Are! I've Been Looking All Over For You, The Woman Of My Dreams!

So, What Do You Do For A Living Besides Always Making All The Men Excited And Warm All Over?

Somebody Better Call God, Cuz Heaven's Missing An Angel!

Someone Should Call The Police, Because You Just Stole My Heart!

Stare At Girl . (What're You Staring At?)

Stop, Drop, And Roll, Baby. You Are On Fire.

The Only Thing Your Eyes Haven't Told Me Is Your Name.

There Must Be A Lightswitch On My Forehead Because Everytime I See You, You Turn Me On!

There Must Be Something Wrong With My Eyes, I Can't Take Them Off You.

This Isn't A Beer Belly, It'a A Fuel Tank For A Love Machine.

This Time Next Year Let’S Be Laughing Together.

Was That An Earthquake Or Did You Just Rock My World?

Was You Father An Alien? Because There's Nothing Else Like You On Earth!

Was Your Dad King For A Day? He Must Have Been To Make A Princess Like You.

Was Your Father A Mechanic? Then How Did You Get Such A Finely Tuned Body?

Was Your Father A Thief? 'Cause Someone Stole The Stars From The Sky And Put Them In Your Eyes.

Well, Here I Am. What Were Your Other Two Wishes?

Well, I Am Telepathic, And I Can Tell That You Love Me. Right? [No!] Darn, I Always Get Love And Lust Mixed Up.

Were You Arrested Earlier? It's Gotta Be Illegal To Look That Good.

Were You In Boy Scouts? Because You Sure Have Tied My Heart In A Knot.

Were Your Parents Greek Gods, 'Cause It Takes Two Gods To Make A Goddess.

What Does It Feel Like To Be The Most Beautiful Girl In This Room?

What Time Do You Have To Be Back In Heaven?

What's That On Your Face? Oh, Must Just Be Beauty. Here, Let Me Get It Off. Hey, It's Not Coming Off!

When God Made You, He Was Showing Off.

When I Look Into Your Eyes, It Is Like A Gateway Into The World Of Which I Want To Be A Part.

Would You Grab My Arm So I Can Tell My Friends I've Been Touched By An Angel?

Wouldn't We Look Cute On A Wedding Cake Together?

Wow! Are Those Real?

Wow! You Are So Beautiful, You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line.

Ya Know, You Look Really Hot! You Must Be Real Reason For Global Warming.

You Are A 9 - You'd Be A Perfect 10 If You Were With Me.

You Are Like A Candy Bar: Half Sweet And Half Nuts.

You Are So Beautiful That I Would Marry Your Brother Just To Get Into Your Family.

You Are So Beautiful That You Give The Sun A Reason To Shine.

You Are So Fine, I Wish I Could Plant You And Grow A Whole Field Of You!

You Are The Reason Men Fall In Love.

You Be The Dairy Queen And I'll Be Your Burger King: You Treat Me Right, And I'll Do It Your Way.

You Better Call Life Alert, 'Cause I've Fallen For You And I Can't Get Up.

You Know How They Say Skin Is The Largest Organ On The Human Body? Not In My Case.

You Know The More I Drink, The Prettier You Get!

You Know, Dr. Phil Says I'm Afraid Of Commitment...Want To Help Prove Him Wrong?

You Know, I Would Die Happy If I Saw You Naked Just Once!

You Know, You Might Be Asked To Leave Soon. You're Making The Other Women Look Really Bad.

You Look Like A Cool Glass Of Refreshing Water, And I Am The Thirstiest Man In The World.

You Look Like My Third Wife. [How Many Time Have You Been Married?] Twice.

You Make Me Melt Like Hot Fudge On A Sundae.

You Must Be A Snickers, Because You Satisfy Me.

You Must Be From Pearl Harbor, Because Baby, You're The Bomb.

You Must Be Jamaican, Because Jamaican Me Crazy.

You Remind Me Of A Magnet, Because You Sure Are Attracting Me Over Here!

You Say: Sorry, I Can't Hold On... I've Already Fallen For You.

You See My Friend Over There? [Point To Friend] He Wants To Know If You Think I'm Cute.

You Should Be Someone's Wife.

You're Hotter Than Donut Grease.

You're Like A Dictionary, You Add Meaning To My Life!

You're So Hot You Would Make The Devil Sweat.

You're So Hot, I Bet You Could Light A Candle At 10 Paces.

You, Before I Wake Up From This Dream.

Your Daddy Must Have Been A Baker, Because You've Got A Nice Set Of Buns.

Your Eyes Are As Blue As Window Cleaner.

Your Eyes Are Blue, Like The Ocean. And Baby, I'm Lost At Sea.

Your Legs Must Be Tired Because You've Been Running Through My Mind All Night.

Your Lips Look So Lonely.... Would They Like To Meet Mine?

[Look At Her Shirt Label.] When They Say, What Are You Doing? You Respond: Yep! Made In Heaven!

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